June 22, 2010

Once upon a time there was a mama who thought, "I know! I will take my precious baby girl to the park to ride a carousel and then have a nice picnic and some fun times at one of the 4 playgrounds at the park!" So she took her angel to the park, rode the carousel, then the ride was over. All of a sudden out of nowhere the ground opened up and flames shot out of the earth and her little angel turned into a not so angelic temper tantruming mess who didn't want to do anything but ride the horseys, NO she doesn't want to go down the slide or the bouncey bridge or get pushed on the swings! The mama tried to comfort her by reassuring her that she had bought 2 tickets and they could ride it again after they ate their yummy picnic, eventually after much bloodshed and tears the little princess was happy again and enjoyed lunch on a picnic blanket. The little girl rode the carousel again and was happy, the mama was happy, and all was right with the world. Then the carousel stopped. Again the little girl grew horns and thrashed about, flames shot out of her mouth and a giant hand came down from the sky and smacked her mother in the head for being an idiot and taking her on the carousel again.
Lesson learned.